Isabelle:
Hey, I'm calling you back.
Ooh, she's been a b**** tonight!
And by b**** I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere.
So I had to put on the wig, and the heels,
And the lashes and the eairh
And take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for m**** touchin' my a**
So then I get to the club lookin' like a drowned harassed rat
And am greeted not by Miss Rose at the door,
But our friend, Johnny 5-0.
Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party!
So no fee for me!
I don't even know what's the Tea!
So I hope you're up, girl,
'Cause we are all coming over
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels
'Cause I know exactly what we need!
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!
Kurt:
Lock the doors, (Rachel: Tight!)
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki, (Kurt: mother)
Isabelle:
I'm gonna let you have it
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have kiki, (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn) (Isabelle: work)
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
We're gonna serve,
Kurt:
and work
Rachel:
and turn,
Isabelle:
and hon-hon-honey.
Kurt:
A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves,
We're spilling tea and dishing just deserts one may deserve.
Isabelle:
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave,
So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui.
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!
Kurt:
Lock the doors, (Rachel: Tight!)
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki, (Kurt: mother)
Isabelle:
I'm gonna let you have it
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have kiki, (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn) (Isabelle: work)
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
We're gonna serve,
Kurt:
and work
Rachel:
and turn,
Isabelle:
and hon-hon-honey.
Rachel:
It's turkey lurkey time
Tom turkey ran away but he just came home
It's turkey lurkey time
He's really home to stay, never one to roam
Let us make a wish
And may all our wishes come true
Rachel with Kurt and Isabelle:
Turkey lurkey, loosey goosey (Kurt: Oooo)
Some for uncle Joe, some for cousin Lucy
Everybody gather 'round the table
Dig in, dinner's being served
Eat all the turkey you are able
Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree?
Climb up and bring it down for me
That's something I would like to see
Isabelle:
This kiki is marvelous!
Rachel and Kurt:
Kiki, soso
oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!
Kurt:
Lock the doors, (Rachel: Tight!)
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki, (Kurt: mother)
Isabelle:
I'm gonna let you have it
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have kiki, (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn) (Kurt: work)
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
We're gonna serve,
Kurt:
and work
Rachel:
and turn,
Isabelle:
and hon-hon-honey.
Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!
Kurt:
Lock the doors (Rachel: tight!)
Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki, (Rachel: hunty) (Kurt: dropper)
Isabelle:
I'm gonna let you have it
Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki, boots, ten, queen
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
We're gonna serve,
Kurt:
and work
Rachel:
and turn,
Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:
Lets have a kiki!
Hey, I'm calling you back.
Ooh, she's been a b**** tonight!
And by b**** I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere.
So I had to put on the wig, and the heels,
And the lashes and the eairh
And take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for m**** touchin' my a**
So then I get to the club lookin' like a drowned harassed rat
And am greeted not by Miss Rose at the door,
But our friend, Johnny 5-0.
Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party!
So no fee for me!
I don't even know what's the Tea!
So I hope you're up, girl,
'Cause we are all coming over
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels
'Cause I know exactly what we need!
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!
Kurt:
Lock the doors, (Rachel: Tight!)
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki, (Kurt: mother)
Isabelle:
I'm gonna let you have it
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have kiki, (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn) (Isabelle: work)
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
We're gonna serve,
Kurt:
and work
Rachel:
and turn,
Isabelle:
and hon-hon-honey.
Kurt:
A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves,
We're spilling tea and dishing just deserts one may deserve.
Isabelle:
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave,
So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui.
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!
Kurt:
Lock the doors, (Rachel: Tight!)
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki, (Kurt: mother)
Isabelle:
I'm gonna let you have it
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have kiki, (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn) (Isabelle: work)
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
We're gonna serve,
Kurt:
and work
Rachel:
and turn,
Isabelle:
and hon-hon-honey.
Rachel:
It's turkey lurkey time
Tom turkey ran away but he just came home
It's turkey lurkey time
He's really home to stay, never one to roam
Let us make a wish
And may all our wishes come true
Rachel with Kurt and Isabelle:
Turkey lurkey, loosey goosey (Kurt: Oooo)
Some for uncle Joe, some for cousin Lucy
Everybody gather 'round the table
Dig in, dinner's being served
Eat all the turkey you are able
Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree?
Climb up and bring it down for me
That's something I would like to see
Isabelle:
This kiki is marvelous!
Rachel and Kurt:
Kiki, soso
oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!
Kurt:
Lock the doors, (Rachel: Tight!)
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki, (Kurt: mother)
Isabelle:
I'm gonna let you have it
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have kiki, (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn) (Kurt: work)
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
We're gonna serve,
Kurt:
and work
Rachel:
and turn,
Isabelle:
and hon-hon-honey.
Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!
Kurt:
Lock the doors (Rachel: tight!)
Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki, (Rachel: hunty) (Kurt: dropper)
Isabelle:
I'm gonna let you have it
Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki, boots, ten, queen
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
We're gonna serve,
Kurt:
and work
Rachel:
and turn,
Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:
Lets have a kiki!