When You're Ugly Like Us Lyrics

Hey George I hear you been calling me ugly
That ain't exactly what I said John
Well what axactly did you said
This axactly what I said
When you're ugly like John you just naturally just got to be good
You've got to walk just right and keep you package wrapped tight aund don't break no rules
You got to give it away you'll never sell it have the right Venus say wow when you tell it
When you're ugly like John you just naturally got to be cool
When you're ugly like George you got to give the ladies all you can
When you use the right tools she's be a fool to want a better man
Yeah talk it up big and she can almost taste it, it can be on a check George you better not waste it
When you're ugly like George you just naturally got to be cool
John when you look like this you've got to steal a kiss that's the only way
You got to find yourself a chick that ain't too quick and she just might stay
We might be ugly but we got what she needs we don't give it to her till she begs and pleads
When you're ugly like us you just naturally got to be cool
When you're ugly like us you just naturally got to be cool