Whipping Post Lyrics

Whipping post!

Say that again please
Whipping post!

Whipping post? ok, just a second

(do you know that?)
Oh sorry, we don't know that one
Anything else?

Hum me a few bars of it...please
Just show me how it goes, please
Just sing, sing me whipping post
And then maybe we'll play it with you

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Thank you very much
And now...

Judging from the way you sang it,
It must be a john cage composition, right?

Here we go...montana

One two, one two three four

I might be movin' to...

Hold it! hold it!
We can't possibly start the song off like that!
Good god!!!
That's inexcusable!

What happened to you last night?

(george has a tape of it)
George has a tape of it?
Ok, we'll use that in the second show
Ready? montana...

Wait a minute...whipping post
No...montana
One two, one two three four

It's too fast for you!

One two, one two three four

I might be moving to helsinki soon
Just to raise me up a crop of
Dental floss

Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
Tying it to the whipping post
In the middle of town

But by myself i wouldn't
Have no boss,
Cause i'd be raisin' my lonely
Whipping post
Raisin' my lonely
Whipping post
Raisin' my lonely
Whipping post
Well i just might grow me some thongs
But i'd leave the hippy stuff
To somebody else...how 'bout chester?
And then i would

Get a person
Tie him up
To the whipping post
And beat the living s*** out of him
So that guy in the audience was satisfied

But by myself i wouldn't
Have no boss,
'cause i'd be raisin' my lonely
Whipping post-floss

Movin' to montana soon
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon (how unique!)
Movin' to montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
(yes, it's such a ballad at this tempo)

Little booger-bear
Boogers everywhere

And now for the thrilling conclusion to that song...