The Oldest Established Lyrics

[Bing]
The Biltmore Garage wants a grand,
But we ain't got a grand on hand.
[Dino]
And they now got a lock on the door
Of the gym at Public School 84.
[Frank]
There's a stock room behind McKlosky's Bar,
But Mrs. McKlosky ain't a good scout.
And things being how they are,
The back of the police station's out!
[All]
So the Biltmore Garage is the spot,
But the one thousand bucks we ain't got.

[Dino]
Why, it's good old reliable Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan Detroit.
[Frank]
If you're lookin' for action, he'll furnish the spot.
[Bing]
Even when the heat is on, it's never too hot.
[All]
Not for the good old reliable Nathan,
For it's always just a short walk,
To the oldest established permanent floating c*** game in New York.
[All]
There are well-heeled shooters everywhere.
[Bing]
There are well-heeled shooters everywhere.
[All]
And an awful lota lettuce for the fella who can get us there.
[Dino]
Why, it's good old reliable Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan Detroit.
[Frank]
If the size of your bundle you want to increase,
[Bing]
He'll arrange that you go broke in quiet and peace.

[All]
In a hideout provided by Nathan,
Where there are no neighbors to squawk.
It's the oldest established permanent floating c*** game in New York.
Yes, it's the oldest established permanent floating c*** game in New York!