[Eminem]
Yo
At birth I was born with the biggest middle finger on earth
The first time I went to stick it up the s*** hurt
Moms wouldn't take it, the b**** still hates me
One day she said, "Go rake leaves," I said, "Make me!"
I'm proud to announce i was probably the first kid
Who was kicked out of his house for making fart sounds with his mouth
Arguing with me and mom was on-going
She called law enforcement when I broke the law mower
The s*** gave me a truck when I turned sixteen
I went to start it and it screamed, "Please fix me!"
Back then, when Will Smith was still the Fresh Prince
And him and Jeff were still best friends, I guess then
I decided to cut class to rap full time
And get the f*** outta the fake school and rhyme
Anybody who thinks this f***** attitude is a gimmick
Come and see me, see if I don't live up to this image
Break s***!
(scratched) (4X):
"No...you hear me! You go to hell!"
[Parl Yams]
Yo, y'all rappers have never learned
That's why I'm f***** wit y'all
Run around telling n***** they can f*** wit Parl
I bring it to your high school, smoke the prom
Put your brother in an air lock, choke your mom
Cause any horror like a play off loss in game seven
Walk around ripping on n***** madder than James Evans
My left hand's sharp it moves freestyle ultra
Slap my d*** like Kool Keith
f*** like you stole from me, and rules the streets
I don't wanna have to f*** you up, so cool cease
Parl Yams be the chosen thug
What i spit be cold juice like a fruitful hug
Run the streets while you're stuck at home
My temper life bushwick bill f***** leave me the f*** alone
I've been jealous since n***** was windmillin'
These cats just started to rhyme, my pen's spillin'
And moms just told me to act, i've been wheelin'
So boy just slow your deck, i've been stealin'
I wet rappers cause it's me and Em
I guess I just ain't give a f*** like Eminem
Burglarize take busts with the slugs
Come in your window like (? ? ?) and bustin' your club
Put the heat up I teach them n***** what to suck
And my young lords, when to stand up and light the Dutch
(scratched) (4X):
"No...you hear me! You go to hell!"
[Eminem]
I ended my last show with a horse swingin' a lasso
Drunk with the a****** ripped out of an old bathrobe
Cause I don't give a f***, you better understand that
Two Zantacs I give a f*** if I sound whack
Billboard, drugs is what I kill for
I'm Happy Gilmore, you slip me anything in pill form
I'm in to mingle but I plan to stay single
Play bingo and drink, get old and watch my face wrinkle
Sike, I'm 24 Thursday; six more birthdays
and I'm blowin my brains out when I'm thirty
As long as my heart beats I'ma keep tryin to see
How much speed I can eat before I fall the f*** asleep
So "I'm the Rapper, He's the DJ"
I'm the one thats got the six year old nephew screamin "F/U/C/K"
So Jeff, give me a scratch (scratched: "No!")
Y'all can kiss my a** until your lips stick to my pants
(scratched) (5X):
"No...you hear me! You go to hell!"
Yo
At birth I was born with the biggest middle finger on earth
The first time I went to stick it up the s*** hurt
Moms wouldn't take it, the b**** still hates me
One day she said, "Go rake leaves," I said, "Make me!"
I'm proud to announce i was probably the first kid
Who was kicked out of his house for making fart sounds with his mouth
Arguing with me and mom was on-going
She called law enforcement when I broke the law mower
The s*** gave me a truck when I turned sixteen
I went to start it and it screamed, "Please fix me!"
Back then, when Will Smith was still the Fresh Prince
And him and Jeff were still best friends, I guess then
I decided to cut class to rap full time
And get the f*** outta the fake school and rhyme
Anybody who thinks this f***** attitude is a gimmick
Come and see me, see if I don't live up to this image
Break s***!
(scratched) (4X):
"No...you hear me! You go to hell!"
[Parl Yams]
Yo, y'all rappers have never learned
That's why I'm f***** wit y'all
Run around telling n***** they can f*** wit Parl
I bring it to your high school, smoke the prom
Put your brother in an air lock, choke your mom
Cause any horror like a play off loss in game seven
Walk around ripping on n***** madder than James Evans
My left hand's sharp it moves freestyle ultra
Slap my d*** like Kool Keith
f*** like you stole from me, and rules the streets
I don't wanna have to f*** you up, so cool cease
Parl Yams be the chosen thug
What i spit be cold juice like a fruitful hug
Run the streets while you're stuck at home
My temper life bushwick bill f***** leave me the f*** alone
I've been jealous since n***** was windmillin'
These cats just started to rhyme, my pen's spillin'
And moms just told me to act, i've been wheelin'
So boy just slow your deck, i've been stealin'
I wet rappers cause it's me and Em
I guess I just ain't give a f*** like Eminem
Burglarize take busts with the slugs
Come in your window like (? ? ?) and bustin' your club
Put the heat up I teach them n***** what to suck
And my young lords, when to stand up and light the Dutch
(scratched) (4X):
"No...you hear me! You go to hell!"
[Eminem]
I ended my last show with a horse swingin' a lasso
Drunk with the a****** ripped out of an old bathrobe
Cause I don't give a f***, you better understand that
Two Zantacs I give a f*** if I sound whack
Billboard, drugs is what I kill for
I'm Happy Gilmore, you slip me anything in pill form
I'm in to mingle but I plan to stay single
Play bingo and drink, get old and watch my face wrinkle
Sike, I'm 24 Thursday; six more birthdays
and I'm blowin my brains out when I'm thirty
As long as my heart beats I'ma keep tryin to see
How much speed I can eat before I fall the f*** asleep
So "I'm the Rapper, He's the DJ"
I'm the one thats got the six year old nephew screamin "F/U/C/K"
So Jeff, give me a scratch (scratched: "No!")
Y'all can kiss my a** until your lips stick to my pants
(scratched) (5X):
"No...you hear me! You go to hell!"