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Rap Olympics Lyrics

ha ha ha ha alright bust it
ha ha ha ha one two
ha ha ha ha alright look:
i'm going to tell you this for your own benefit
your s*** was dope as hell
especially when you wrote 90% of it
what you need to do it practice on your freestyle
when you come out missing like snoop dogg's police file

(???) this s*** that I'm spittin' belitt'n'
you're going to swear to god that s*** was written
but it wasn't
i'll kill a dozen rappers when i'm buzzin'
guzzlin'
beat your a** like a jealous husband

next (???) north
when you go in a coma longer than (???) cut the machine off
cut the d*** machine
get a clean cloth to wipe this b***** video screen off

(mic fumbling sound) (???) your weed...
(mc: you suck suck! give me that m*****f*****' mic!)

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(mc: ladies ain't first this time)
(someone in the crowd: that's f***** up!)

aight aight i never battled a female before

(mc: aight figure it out)

ha ha ha aight

i'm moving in for the kill and i got the trap set
i can tell you're wack as f*** and i ain't even heard you rap yet

look at you thinkin: i'm about to whip his a**
cuz i'm going to do some written s***
plus i get to go last

well guess what
even if i go first it's no worst
my s*** still from demonic (???) verse

i'm going to slice you like a ginsu
and anything you say can and will be used against you
in the court of law
i'm short and raw
take your f****** s*** and cut it off

yo! you want to be a dope MC?
look don't get mad start taking your period out on me
(mic fumbling sounds) cuz i ain't gonna...

(mc: whoa, whoa, whoa!)

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(mc: eminem... thirty second, thirty seconds)
ha ha ha
aight bust it bust it bust it bust it

aight
you want to represent on the microphone
but you rap sleazily
i ain't about to battle this fake a** eazy-e
there ain't no way i'm going to do this bullshit
i don't give a f***, i'm loaded up with a full clip

time of the month you couldn't get the (tape?) of the day
take him away
i ripped him like a papier mache

i heard you rap before you ain't about s***
this whole battle was mismatched like your outfit
try to battle me and get your mouth split
you sold out like ticketmaster outlet

ha ha i bust and i (crust?)
i don't give a f***
ain't no way you can f*** with us

yo i'm giving back with (pimp?) s***
i'll laminate that s*** in a badge and wear it at the rap olympics,
plus (millenium?) (mic fumbling sound)

(mc: whoa whoa whoa... (chuckling) slow down!)

(eminem?: d***!)

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(mc: aight)

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
stop babblin'
you're so f*****' wack i'm going to walk away while you're battlin'
f*** that. i'm on a brand new solo mission
to make sure wendy day kicks you out of the rap coalition

i throw a switch at an execution
with an overdose of devotion
don't talk back i'm the dope b****

so who you sound like on the mic
there was only one tupac
you're thug style is one big psyche
take a big hike

b**** you can't catch me
your best rhymes still ain't s*** like (???)

what the f*** you wanna do?
I'll battle any MC in your crew
and i don't give a f***, i slaughter boys
especially wack-a** MCs who will wear fake a** corduroys

(mc: d*** d*** d***!)

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mic yo
bust it

i'm about to make this mic short circuit
(???) is wack as f*** this s*** fits you perfect

i've got so many ways to diss you that i'm playful with you
i'll let a razor slit you
till they staple stitch you
and everyone in this place will miss you
if you try to turn my facial tissue into a racial issue

nobody's hearing you
you're a wack liar
d***, all your white jokes just backfired!

cuz b**** you walking up the wrong street
like (???) all your boys you were beat by a honky

i don't give a f*** i kill you
b**** you better respect me like I look familiar
anything you say I'm gonna kill you.
grill you
when i f****** drill you

(mc: alright, alright)

(someone else: eminem! eminem!)
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