Got an axe in the duffel bag, couple of f*** stuffed in the backseat muzzled and gagged/
Wrapped in bubble wrap, two l******s, a couple Hustler mags/
Now grab the Pez dispenser fill it up to the max with muscle relaxers/
The Governor of Alaska, she l*** when I ask her to shove my Pulaski sausage up in her a**, huh/
While we hover over Nebraska, shooting at the f***** buffalo pasture/
In the helicopter man I can't f*** her no faster/
She screaming grab my t******, 'Shady suck on those b******s'/
But I ain't no sucka, I won't snuggle up with her after/
I'm a gigilo, but y'all look like the Juggalo rapper/
Everyday man, I just seem to get a little bit doper/
s*** -back down? Man I'd rather lick on a s******/
And eat the f****** Octo-moms p**** lips with some okra/
While I watch Whoopi Goldberg scissor with Oprah while Rosie p****-farts and takes a p*** on the sofa/
Get a b**** and play d*** swords with the Jonas/
Brothers, Your mother f****** mothers aromas/
Like no other, I keep thinking of her smothered in somas/
Wrapped in bubble wrap, two l******s, a couple Hustler mags/
Now grab the Pez dispenser fill it up to the max with muscle relaxers/
The Governor of Alaska, she l*** when I ask her to shove my Pulaski sausage up in her a**, huh/
While we hover over Nebraska, shooting at the f***** buffalo pasture/
In the helicopter man I can't f*** her no faster/
She screaming grab my t******, 'Shady suck on those b******s'/
But I ain't no sucka, I won't snuggle up with her after/
I'm a gigilo, but y'all look like the Juggalo rapper/
Everyday man, I just seem to get a little bit doper/
s*** -back down? Man I'd rather lick on a s******/
And eat the f****** Octo-moms p**** lips with some okra/
While I watch Whoopi Goldberg scissor with Oprah while Rosie p****-farts and takes a p*** on the sofa/
Get a b**** and play d*** swords with the Jonas/
Brothers, Your mother f****** mothers aromas/
Like no other, I keep thinking of her smothered in somas/