I Am Chewbacca (live) Lyrics

I'm sitting in my cubicle
And I'm typing words on screen
And I'll get a raise next Tuesday
If I could keep my office CLEAN!!
The women here ignore me
They call me "Scrawny Dan"
But that's because they don't know me
They DONT'T KNOW WHO I REALLY AM!!!
I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I AM A WOOKIE!!!
I FIGHT THE EMPIRE!!! I FIX THE ROBOTS!!!
DON'T f****** CROSS ME!!! I AM CHEWBACCA!!!
IN NEED OF NO ONE!!! IN WANT OF NOTHING!!!

I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I GOT NO HOME!!!
MY HOME IS WHERE!!! MY SPIRIT GOES!!!
DON'T f****** CROSS ME!!! 'CAUSE I'M CHEWBACCA!!!
I'LL TEAR YOUR ARMS OFF!!! I'LL KILL YOUR FRIEND!!!
I think about my home planet
When I'm in the conference room
I wear a coat and tie
But my HEART IS FILLED WITH GLOOM!
'Cause that... f***** on the Death Star!
Would like to see me dead!
Someday I'll tear off his black helmet
And TAKE A DUMP ON HIS f*****' HEAD!!!

I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I AM A WOOKIE!!!
I FIGHT THE EMPiRE!!! I'VE GOT NO CONSCIENCE!!!
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME??? YOU WANT A PIECE OF CHEWBACCA???
I'M EIGHT FEET TALL!!! I'LL KICK YOUR a**!!!
I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I GOT NO HOME!!!
MY HOME IS WHERE!!! MY SPIRIT GOES!!!
YOU CAN ALL f*** OFF!!! I AM CHEWBACCA!!!
KISS MY a**!!! EAT s***, m***********RR!!!

f*** YOU-AHHHHHHHHH!!!

m***********RRR!!!

m***********RRR!!!