Chewbacca Lyrics

I sit in a yellow cubicle
And I type at an orange screen
And I'll get a raise next Tuesday
If I can keep my office clean
The women here ignore me
They call me Scrawny Dan
But that's because they don't know me
They don't know who I really am

I am Chewbacca
I am a wookie
I fight the empire
I fix the robots

Don't f****** cross me
I am Chewbacca
In need of no one
In want of nothing

I am Chewbacca
I have no home
My home is where
My spirit goes

Don't f****** taunt me
'Cause I'm Chewbacca
I'll rip your arms off
I'll kill your friends
I think about my home planet
When I'm in the conference room
I wear a coat and tie
But my heart is filled with gloom

'Cause that f***** on the Death Star
Would like to see me dead
Someday I'll tear off his black helmet
And take a dump on his f*****' head

I am Chewbacca
I am a wookie
I fight the empire
On the Millenium Falcon
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of Chewbacca?
I'm eight feet tall
I'll kick your a**

I am Chewbacca
I've got no home
My home is where
My spirit goes

You can all f*** off
I am Chewbacca
Kiss my a**
Eat s*** m***********

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