HEY SANTA,
I'M WELL AWARE THAT THINGS ARE TOUGH
AND IT'S YOUR BUSIEST TIME OF YEAR
THE EASTER BUNNIES' WORK IS DONE
AND NOW YOUR CHRISMAS TIME IS HERE
YOUR LIST IS PRETTY LONG
WITH WHO LIVES WHERE AND WHAT THEY DID
BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE OVERWORKED
I JUST A GROWING BOY
I'M STILL A KID
SO, MY HOPES ARE PRETTY HIGH , YOU SEE
BUT I STILL HAVE ONE BIG FEAR
THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE STRESSED YOU MIGHT FORGET
WHAT YOU ARE BRINGING ME THIS YEAR
SO, HERE'S A LITTLE HELP
SO THAT YOU CANNOT GO WRONG
ALL THE THINGS THAT WE DESERVE
COMPOSED INTO A SONG
I'D LIKE A TRAIN THAT BLOWS REAL SMOKE
AND A TOY FACTORY TO MAKE STEEL
A B.B. GUN,
A LEAD GUITAR
AND A PET ELECTRIC EEL
A HUNDRED ACTION FIGURES
TO BECOME MY CLOSEST FRIENDS
AND A GIANT BRAIN, HOMEWORK MACHINE
SO MY PLAY WON'T HAVE TO END
A BIKE THAT HAS A SIREN
SO I CAN FLY UP TO THE MOON
AND A LIFE'S SUPPLY OF HELIUM
TO BLOW UP ALL BALLOONS
HAVE YOU GOT IT NOW? LET'S TAKE A BREAK
PLEASE, SANTA LET ME SEE
BEFORE CHRISTMAS GETS HERE THIS YEAR
WHAT YOU ARE BRINGING ME
(Sigh)
HEY SANTA
LET'S STOP THIS TALKING ABOUT ME
I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE FEELINGS TOO
AND ONE DEADLINE YOU HAVE TO MAKE
FOR ALL OUR DREAMS TO COME TRUE
YOU'VE GOT LOT'S OF LOVELY TOYS TO MAKE
FOR EVERYONE THIS YEAR
BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE OVERWORKED
I'M JUST A GROWING BOY
A KIDS!
SO, MY HOPES ARE PRETTY HIGH
BUT I AM SCARED OUT OF MY WITS
THAT YOUR REINDEER ARE AS TIRED AS YOU
AND YOUR SLEIGH IS ON THE FRITZ
SO, IF I MAY BE OF HELP
TO EASE THE PAIN OF WHAT YOU DO
THERE'S LOTS MORE STUFF THAT I DESERVE
COMPOSED INTO VERSE, TOO
IS IT A CAR THAT BURNS REAL GAS
OR A TOY BROTHER WHO GETS LOST?
A TOMMY GUN
A BUSINESS CARD
THAT SAYS I AM THE BOSS?
A MILLION COLORED MARBLES
AND A PRIVATE ZOO FOR ME?
A TREE HOUSE FOR MY SIS,
SO SHE CAN HAVE THE QUEEN FOR TEA!
A ROOM THAT HAS A VAULT DOOR
FOR MY PRIVACY AT HOME
AND A LIFE'S SUPPLY OF BUBBLE GUM
TO BLOW THE BIGGEST BUBBLES KNOWN
IS THAT ALL THERE IS? OH, ONE MORE THING
I WON'T EVEN MAKE A SOUND
NOT ME
NOT EVEN ONE MISTAKE
WHEN YOU COME TO TOWN
I'LL BE SO GOOD, NOT ONE MISTAKE
WHEN YOU COME TO TOWN!
I'M WELL AWARE THAT THINGS ARE TOUGH
AND IT'S YOUR BUSIEST TIME OF YEAR
THE EASTER BUNNIES' WORK IS DONE
AND NOW YOUR CHRISMAS TIME IS HERE
YOUR LIST IS PRETTY LONG
WITH WHO LIVES WHERE AND WHAT THEY DID
BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE OVERWORKED
I JUST A GROWING BOY
I'M STILL A KID
SO, MY HOPES ARE PRETTY HIGH , YOU SEE
BUT I STILL HAVE ONE BIG FEAR
THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE STRESSED YOU MIGHT FORGET
WHAT YOU ARE BRINGING ME THIS YEAR
SO, HERE'S A LITTLE HELP
SO THAT YOU CANNOT GO WRONG
ALL THE THINGS THAT WE DESERVE
COMPOSED INTO A SONG
I'D LIKE A TRAIN THAT BLOWS REAL SMOKE
AND A TOY FACTORY TO MAKE STEEL
A B.B. GUN,
A LEAD GUITAR
AND A PET ELECTRIC EEL
A HUNDRED ACTION FIGURES
TO BECOME MY CLOSEST FRIENDS
AND A GIANT BRAIN, HOMEWORK MACHINE
SO MY PLAY WON'T HAVE TO END
A BIKE THAT HAS A SIREN
SO I CAN FLY UP TO THE MOON
AND A LIFE'S SUPPLY OF HELIUM
TO BLOW UP ALL BALLOONS
HAVE YOU GOT IT NOW? LET'S TAKE A BREAK
PLEASE, SANTA LET ME SEE
BEFORE CHRISTMAS GETS HERE THIS YEAR
WHAT YOU ARE BRINGING ME
(Sigh)
HEY SANTA
LET'S STOP THIS TALKING ABOUT ME
I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE FEELINGS TOO
AND ONE DEADLINE YOU HAVE TO MAKE
FOR ALL OUR DREAMS TO COME TRUE
YOU'VE GOT LOT'S OF LOVELY TOYS TO MAKE
FOR EVERYONE THIS YEAR
BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE OVERWORKED
I'M JUST A GROWING BOY
A KIDS!
SO, MY HOPES ARE PRETTY HIGH
BUT I AM SCARED OUT OF MY WITS
THAT YOUR REINDEER ARE AS TIRED AS YOU
AND YOUR SLEIGH IS ON THE FRITZ
SO, IF I MAY BE OF HELP
TO EASE THE PAIN OF WHAT YOU DO
THERE'S LOTS MORE STUFF THAT I DESERVE
COMPOSED INTO VERSE, TOO
IS IT A CAR THAT BURNS REAL GAS
OR A TOY BROTHER WHO GETS LOST?
A TOMMY GUN
A BUSINESS CARD
THAT SAYS I AM THE BOSS?
A MILLION COLORED MARBLES
AND A PRIVATE ZOO FOR ME?
A TREE HOUSE FOR MY SIS,
SO SHE CAN HAVE THE QUEEN FOR TEA!
A ROOM THAT HAS A VAULT DOOR
FOR MY PRIVACY AT HOME
AND A LIFE'S SUPPLY OF BUBBLE GUM
TO BLOW THE BIGGEST BUBBLES KNOWN
IS THAT ALL THERE IS? OH, ONE MORE THING
I WON'T EVEN MAKE A SOUND
NOT ME
NOT EVEN ONE MISTAKE
WHEN YOU COME TO TOWN
I'LL BE SO GOOD, NOT ONE MISTAKE
WHEN YOU COME TO TOWN!