Badges, Posters, Stickers, T-shirts Lyrics

Me and my mate we think you're great
Some we like and some we hate
I know him I've seen him on the adverts
Got any badges posters stickers or t-shirts
You were b***** great last time you come
I thought me 'ead was stuck in the bass drum
b***** loud, me b***** head hurts
Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts

So how'd you get a start in show biz
My mate's as good on the drums as he is
My mate thinks I'm b***** cracked
Please sign my jacket on the back

All them badges made of plastic
I think they're great, just fantastic
I''m unemployed, he's still at school
He gets annoyed 'cause I'm such a fool
You don't half sweat a lot up there
Have you got showers in here'
You''re b***** great, my b***** head hurts
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Yeah, me and my mate like ac-dc
Hot & sweaty, loud & greasy
My mom says we're a pair of perverts
Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts
C'mon mister

We hitch-hiked here in pouring rain
Now we've missed the frigging train.

Hey! can I have one of them lagers'

Thanks very much, mate. can 'e have one'

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