Hurricane Party Lyrics

A hurricane party is out of control
I'm lyin' in the gutter eatin' Tootsie Rolls
Red ant b***s all over my a**
Beatin' on my buddies with a baseball bat
We had a little party, me and my friends
A hurricane was comin' to New Orleans again
Somebody brought scotch, somebody brought beer
I should've kept the hooch and thrown 'em outta here

A friendly game, a penny and hand
Smoke a cigar, act like a man
Waitin' for the Gale force winds to blow
Shovel up the guards and let the liquor flow

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Somebody's girlfriend showed up by surprise
With cookies in her hands and dollar signs in her eyes
I started dippin' them cookies in scotch
She won all my money and my pocket watch

Well I passed out, and I woke up
The house was empty and so was my cup
And out on the front porch, I heard 'em shout
I wish they'd come in so I could throw 'em out
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Everybody's wrestling out on the dirt
I laughed so hard 'till my stomach hurt
They saw me gleam?, they heard me laugh
They started chargin' at me, and I grabbed the bat

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Beatin' on my buddies with a baseball bat (x3)