I got a gal and she's so sweet
She's the cutest little thing you did ever meet
That's the craziest chick I ever had
Aah, just one thing, she stutters like mad
And she said....
(Chorus) Mumblin', mumblin', mum-mum
Ninety-nine, nighty-nine-nine, ah-ah
Mumblin', mumblin', mum-mum
Ninety-nine, nighty-nine-nine, woh
I took my girl for a b*** to eat
To the little drive-in down the street
Aah, the waitress said "How do you do?"
She said "What can I do for you?"
My girl said....
(Repeat chorus)
I got weak and asked for her hand
I even bought a wedding band
And though I'm not the marrying type
I said c'mon and be my wife
And she said....
(Repeat chorus twice)
A good thing that she stuttered so long
When she finally said "yes", I was gone
She's the cutest little thing you did ever meet
That's the craziest chick I ever had
Aah, just one thing, she stutters like mad
And she said....
(Chorus) Mumblin', mumblin', mum-mum
Ninety-nine, nighty-nine-nine, ah-ah
Mumblin', mumblin', mum-mum
Ninety-nine, nighty-nine-nine, woh
I took my girl for a b*** to eat
To the little drive-in down the street
Aah, the waitress said "How do you do?"
She said "What can I do for you?"
My girl said....
(Repeat chorus)
I got weak and asked for her hand
I even bought a wedding band
And though I'm not the marrying type
I said c'mon and be my wife
And she said....
(Repeat chorus twice)
A good thing that she stuttered so long
When she finally said "yes", I was gone