Liquor and w****s, liquor and w****s.
Cig'retts and dope and mustard and balogna and liquor and w****s.
I was down, drinkin at the legion.
I met a girl, she was nice,
she was pretty and pleasin'.
She said "Hey boy, we should do some marry'in".
I said "Sure but before we do there's somethin that you should know".
I like liquor and w****s, liquor and w****s.
Cig'retts and dope and mustard and balogna and liquor and w****s.
Doobie doot doot do...
And then one night down at the legion
She walked in, I was drunk on gin,
dancin' with a lady friend.
And she said "Hey boy, you better fly the fu..uuck home".
I said "No, cause a' five little words, coulda' swore I said to you".
I like liquor and w****s, liquor and w****s.
Cig'retts and dope and mustard and balogna and liquor and w****s.
Cig'retts and dope and mustard and balogna and liquor and w****s.
I was down, drinkin at the legion.
I met a girl, she was nice,
she was pretty and pleasin'.
She said "Hey boy, we should do some marry'in".
I said "Sure but before we do there's somethin that you should know".
I like liquor and w****s, liquor and w****s.
Cig'retts and dope and mustard and balogna and liquor and w****s.
Doobie doot doot do...
And then one night down at the legion
She walked in, I was drunk on gin,
dancin' with a lady friend.
And she said "Hey boy, you better fly the fu..uuck home".
I said "No, cause a' five little words, coulda' swore I said to you".
I like liquor and w****s, liquor and w****s.
Cig'retts and dope and mustard and balogna and liquor and w****s.