When a Man Loves a Chicken Lyrics

(Parody of When A Man Loves A Woman By Percy Sledge)

When a man loves a chicken
Can't keep his mind on nothing else
He'd stay in the barn
For the good thing he's found
If he is henpecked he can't see it
She can do no wrong
Road Island Red is his best friend
He can't put her down

When a man wants a chicken
Spends his very last dime
Buying her fresh corn
Down at the grain and feed

He'll build a nest for her comfort
And sleep out in the coop
If she said that's the way
It's got to be
Well, this man loves his chicken
She lays him all the eggs she has
Tell the farmer there's nothing going on
Believe me, she's clucking' just 'cause she's glad

When a man loves a chicken
People think that it is wrong
He shouldn't stick his beak
In where it don't belong

Yes, when a man loves a chicken
I know exactly how he feels
Hey baby, baby, baby
I'm your c***-a-doodle-doo
When a man loves a chicken
I know exactly how he feels
He'll shack up in the hen house
With the good thing he's found

When a man loves a chicken
People think that he's insane
But all he can do is wing it
For the one he loves

Yes, this man loves his chicken
Oh, I know it can't do me no harm