You're the Top Lyrics

Barbra

At Words Poetic
I'm So Pathetic
That I Always Have Found It Best
Instead Of Getting It Off My Chest
To Let 'Em Rest, Unexpressed
I Hate Parading My Serenading
As I'll Probably Miss A Bar
But If This Diddy
Is Not So Pretty
At Least It'll Tell You
How Great You Are

You're The Top, You're The Colliseum
You're The Top, You're The Louvre Museum
You're A Melody From a Symphony By Strauss

You're A Pinned Up Bonnet
A Shakespeare Sonnet
You're Mickey Mouse
You're The Nile
You're The Tower Of Pisa
You're The Smile
On The Mona Lisa
I'm A Worthless Check
A Total Wreck, A Flop
But If Baby I'm The Bottom
You're The Top
You're The Top, You're Mahatma Gandhi
You're The Top, You Are Napolean Branday
You're The Purple Light On A Summer Night In Spain

You're The National Gallery
You're Double Salary
You're Cellophane
You Are Sublime
You're A Turkey Dinner
You're The Time, The Time Of The Derby Winner
I'm A Toy Balloon, That Is Fated Soon To Pop!
But If Baby I'm The Bottom,
You're The Top
Top

(Barbra- Spoken) Steve, Theres Something I've Gotta Tell You

(Ryan- Spoken) What Is It Judy?
(Barbra- Spoken then sang) Well...erm...

You're The Top (I am)
You're A Waldorf Salad
(Oh no no Let me say it)
You're The Top (Me Too)
(Thats Right) You're A Berlin Ballad
(Oh Thats Nice) You're The Nimble Tread
On The Feet Of Fred Astaire,
(Actually I Dont Dance Very Well)

You're An Oatmear Drama,
You're Whistlers Mother (Mama)
(Sorry) You're Camanbere,
(Lets See) You're A Rose,
(Oh Thats Sweet) You're Infernos Dante,
You're The Nose, (Watch It...I Mean.... What, what what)
On The Great Durante (Ah Thats Better)

I'm A Lazy Lout,
Thats Just About To Stop (Lets Not Stop)
But If Baby I'm The Bottom,
Shes The One For Me, And I Got Him,
'Coz If Baby I'm The Bottooooom,
You're The Top!