Landlord Is a w***** Lyrics

There is a pub
in tumbridge wells
Where the landlord is
a w*****
yes he has a girl
she dont notice me
and i dont understand what she sees in him
no i dont understand what she sees in him

cause hes a w*****
the landlord is a f***** w*****
the landlord is a f***** w*****
the landlord is a w*****

she looks good
but she dont like me
she thinks im rather dirty
and ugly
she is nice
oh whats she doing with him
if she was my girl
id give her what for
i dont understand
what she sees in him
cause hes a w*****
the landlord is a f***** w*****

the landlord is a f****** w*****
the landlord is a f****** w*****
what a c***!

but hes a w*****
the landlord is a f****** w***** x14
hes also a f****** c***!