Leaving lepidoptra - please, don't touch the displays, little boy, *laugh* aha cute!
Moving to the next aisle we have arachnida, the spiders, our..
finest collection. This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi, unfortunately harmless.
Next to him, the nasty licosa raptoria, his tiny fangs cause *laugh* creeping ulcerations of the skin.
And here, my prize, the Black Widow. Isn't she lovely?.. and so deadly. Her kiss is fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake. You see her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say that it attacks the central nervous system causing intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions and, finally.. DEATH.
You know what I think I love the most about her is her inborn need to dominate, possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the specie she kills and eats him - *laugh* ......
oh, she is delicious.. and I hope he was!
Such power and dignity -
unhampered by sentiment.
If I may put forward a slice of personal
philosophy, I feel that man has ruled this world as a stumbling dimented child-king long enough!
And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor!
These words he speaks are true,
We're all humanary stew,
If we don't pledge allegiance to
The black Widow
The horror that he brings,
The horror of his sting,
The unholiest of kings,
The black Widow.
Our minds will be his toy,
And every girl and boy
Will learn to be employed by
The Black Widow.
Love me,
Yes, we love me,
Love him,
Yes we love him,
Love me,
Yes we love him.
He sits upon this throne and picks
At all the bones of his husbands
And his wives he's devoured.
He stares with a gleam,
With a laugh so obscene at the virgins
And the children he's deflowered.
[Repeat 2nd verse]
Our thoughts are hot and crazed,
Our brains are webbed in haze,
Of mindless, senseless, daze
The black Widow.
Moving to the next aisle we have arachnida, the spiders, our..
finest collection. This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi, unfortunately harmless.
Next to him, the nasty licosa raptoria, his tiny fangs cause *laugh* creeping ulcerations of the skin.
And here, my prize, the Black Widow. Isn't she lovely?.. and so deadly. Her kiss is fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake. You see her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say that it attacks the central nervous system causing intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions and, finally.. DEATH.
You know what I think I love the most about her is her inborn need to dominate, possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the specie she kills and eats him - *laugh* ......
oh, she is delicious.. and I hope he was!
Such power and dignity -
unhampered by sentiment.
If I may put forward a slice of personal
philosophy, I feel that man has ruled this world as a stumbling dimented child-king long enough!
And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor!
These words he speaks are true,
We're all humanary stew,
If we don't pledge allegiance to
The black Widow
The horror that he brings,
The horror of his sting,
The unholiest of kings,
The black Widow.
Our minds will be his toy,
And every girl and boy
Will learn to be employed by
The Black Widow.
Love me,
Yes, we love me,
Love him,
Yes we love him,
Love me,
Yes we love him.
He sits upon this throne and picks
At all the bones of his husbands
And his wives he's devoured.
He stares with a gleam,
With a laugh so obscene at the virgins
And the children he's deflowered.
[Repeat 2nd verse]
Our thoughts are hot and crazed,
Our brains are webbed in haze,
Of mindless, senseless, daze
The black Widow.