LUMIERE (SPOKEN):
Ah, oui, my friends. The day we have waited for may be at hand.
MRS. POTTS (SPOKEN):
Oh, if only that were true, Lumiere!
LUMIERE (SPOKEN):
Ah, human again...
MRS. POTTS (SPOKEN):
Human again...
LUMIERE (SPOKEN):
Yes, think what that means!
LUMIERE:
I'll be cooking again
Be good-looking again
With a mademoiselle on each arm
When I'm human again
Only human again
Poised and polished
And gleaming with charm
I'll be courting again
Chic and sporting again
MRS. POTTS:
Which should cause several husbands alarm
CHIP:
I'll hop down off this shelf
LUMIERE & MRS. POTTS:
And tout de suite, be myself
CHIP:
I can't wait to be human again
WARDROBE, MRS. POTTS, & BABETTE:
When we're human again
Only human again
When we're knickknacks and whatnots no more
CHIP:
Little push, little shove
They could--whoosh--fall in love
WARDROBE:
Ah, chérie, won't it all be top drawer?
I'll wear lipstick and rouge
And I won't be so huge
Why, I'll easily fit through that door
I'll exude savoir faire
I'll wear gowns, I'll have hair!
It's my prayer to be human again!
COGSWORTH:
When I'm human again
Only human again
When the world once more starts making sense
I'll unwind for a change
LUMIERE:
Really, that'd be strange
COGSWORTH:
Can I help it if I'm t-t-tense?
In a shack by the sea
I'll sit back sipping tea
Let my early retirement commence
Far from fools made of wax
I'll get down to brass tacks and relax
ALL:
When I'm human again!
So sweep the dust from the floor
Let's let some light in the room
I can feel, I can tell
Someone might break the spell
Any day now...
LUMIERE:
Shine up the brass on the door
BABETTE:
Alert the dustpan and broom!
ALL:
If it all goes as planned
Our time may be at hand
Any day now!
MRS. POTTS, EGG TIMER, & FLOWER VASE:
Open the shutters
And let in some air
MRS. POTTS:
Put these here and put those over there
ALL:
Sweep up the years of sadness and tears
And throw them away!
ALL:
When we're human again
Only human again
When the girl finally sets us all free
Cheeks a-bloomin' again
We're a**umin' again
We'll resume our long-lost joie de vivre
We'll be playin' again!
Holidayin' again!
And we're prayin' it's A.S.A.P.
When we cast off this pall
We'll stand straight, we'll walk tall
When we're all that we were
Thanks to him, thanks to her
Coming closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and...
We'll be dancing again!
We'll be twirling again!
We'll be whirling around with such ease
When we're human again
Only human again
We'll go waltzing those old one-two-threes
We'll be floating again
We'll be gliding again
Stepping, striding
As fine as you please
Like a real human does
I'll be all that I was
On that glorious morn
When we're fin'lly reborn
And we're all of us human again!
Ah, oui, my friends. The day we have waited for may be at hand.
MRS. POTTS (SPOKEN):
Oh, if only that were true, Lumiere!
LUMIERE (SPOKEN):
Ah, human again...
MRS. POTTS (SPOKEN):
Human again...
LUMIERE (SPOKEN):
Yes, think what that means!
LUMIERE:
I'll be cooking again
Be good-looking again
With a mademoiselle on each arm
When I'm human again
Only human again
Poised and polished
And gleaming with charm
I'll be courting again
Chic and sporting again
MRS. POTTS:
Which should cause several husbands alarm
CHIP:
I'll hop down off this shelf
LUMIERE & MRS. POTTS:
And tout de suite, be myself
CHIP:
I can't wait to be human again
WARDROBE, MRS. POTTS, & BABETTE:
When we're human again
Only human again
When we're knickknacks and whatnots no more
CHIP:
Little push, little shove
They could--whoosh--fall in love
WARDROBE:
Ah, chérie, won't it all be top drawer?
I'll wear lipstick and rouge
And I won't be so huge
Why, I'll easily fit through that door
I'll exude savoir faire
I'll wear gowns, I'll have hair!
It's my prayer to be human again!
COGSWORTH:
When I'm human again
Only human again
When the world once more starts making sense
I'll unwind for a change
LUMIERE:
Really, that'd be strange
COGSWORTH:
Can I help it if I'm t-t-tense?
In a shack by the sea
I'll sit back sipping tea
Let my early retirement commence
Far from fools made of wax
I'll get down to brass tacks and relax
ALL:
When I'm human again!
So sweep the dust from the floor
Let's let some light in the room
I can feel, I can tell
Someone might break the spell
Any day now...
LUMIERE:
Shine up the brass on the door
BABETTE:
Alert the dustpan and broom!
ALL:
If it all goes as planned
Our time may be at hand
Any day now!
MRS. POTTS, EGG TIMER, & FLOWER VASE:
Open the shutters
And let in some air
MRS. POTTS:
Put these here and put those over there
ALL:
Sweep up the years of sadness and tears
And throw them away!
ALL:
When we're human again
Only human again
When the girl finally sets us all free
Cheeks a-bloomin' again
We're a**umin' again
We'll resume our long-lost joie de vivre
We'll be playin' again!
Holidayin' again!
And we're prayin' it's A.S.A.P.
When we cast off this pall
We'll stand straight, we'll walk tall
When we're all that we were
Thanks to him, thanks to her
Coming closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and...
We'll be dancing again!
We'll be twirling again!
We'll be whirling around with such ease
When we're human again
Only human again
We'll go waltzing those old one-two-threes
We'll be floating again
We'll be gliding again
Stepping, striding
As fine as you please
Like a real human does
I'll be all that I was
On that glorious morn
When we're fin'lly reborn
And we're all of us human again!