Very much vodka and too much tequila: those are the ways I learned to deal. Across against the light and the sleet scalds my sight, stunned I stayed put and a billboard truck runs over my foot. So things are really hopping; and my unemployment?s stopping; and my kitty cat?s copping; and I need to forget. So I go to the window and smell a cigarette.
Now I?m in the clutches of my crutches: I?m laid up, and I sip from my cup, and I look outside. And I see Christopher Hyde-who just got divorced, and there?s a restraining order enforced-going in his ex-wife?s garage. I?m just drunk enough to open the window, yell out gruff:
?Don?t you key that brand-new Camry.? And he gave me the cursor, ?d***,? returning to the spot he was, ?Mind your own business you!? And I wag my finger, ?You?re not doing what you?re supposed to do.?
And then he?s coming toward me, and I took a swig of my tequila ?cause it made me feel a little nervous as he started across against the light: but he didn?t look to his right as he didn?t stay put. And a billboard truck came and ran over his foot.
And the cops responding called out to me, ?Hey is this your cat?? ?Yeah, but sometimes it forgets. Ah, wait a minute. I gonna come out there and smell a couple a cigarettes.?
Don?t you hurry-worry with me?
Now I?m in the clutches of my crutches: I?m laid up, and I sip from my cup, and I look outside. And I see Christopher Hyde-who just got divorced, and there?s a restraining order enforced-going in his ex-wife?s garage. I?m just drunk enough to open the window, yell out gruff:
?Don?t you key that brand-new Camry.? And he gave me the cursor, ?d***,? returning to the spot he was, ?Mind your own business you!? And I wag my finger, ?You?re not doing what you?re supposed to do.?
And then he?s coming toward me, and I took a swig of my tequila ?cause it made me feel a little nervous as he started across against the light: but he didn?t look to his right as he didn?t stay put. And a billboard truck came and ran over his foot.
And the cops responding called out to me, ?Hey is this your cat?? ?Yeah, but sometimes it forgets. Ah, wait a minute. I gonna come out there and smell a couple a cigarettes.?
Don?t you hurry-worry with me?