I'm hung like a horse but I don't eat hay
Suckin one d*** doesn't make you gay
That's what all the boys in prison say
Suck it white boy, suck it white boy, suck it
Bein real rich doesn't make you cool
Your Ed Hardy shirt is still soaked in drool
Everyone can see that you're still a tool
A tool with a lot of money
People are stoopid that's the way it is you see
Don't be stoopid and deny the reality
Well you can drive a b****** car and wear new clothes
But you're stoopid and everybody already knows
Dr. Phil's a d*** and Oprah too
I've got six inches they both can chew
I wouldn't force a terrorist to watch The View
Or listen to Dr. Laura
Jenny McCarthy's a stoopid w****
Gonna slam my nuts in the bathroom door
If she whines about vaccines any more
Ignoring scientific data
Oh yeah
People are stoopid baby that sure explains a lot
I'm pretty sure it's cause they don't use their brains a lot
You could go off to college and get a degree
But you're still a big dumb m*********** to me
It don't make no sense
r*****ed czars and presidents
Better join 'em you and me
We'll never beat 'em can't you see
Oh yeah
If you got the bird flu and you're on a plane
If you're doin 35 in the passin' lane
Use more than 10% of your brain
Before I kick you in the testes
People are stoopid honey that's just the way it is
(stoopid m************ everywhere)
Stoopid people going into country and the music biz
(what the f***'s it take to win a grammy)
People are so dumb that they can't even tie their shoes
(even when they got their sandals on)
Livin on the dole and havin kids that are stoopid too
(stoopid f***** kids playin Call of Duty)
Dumb m************ livin next door to Lexxi Foxx
(Lexxi Foxx is so f***** stoopid)
Not as dumb as him but dumber than a bag of rocks
(bags of rocks are so f***** stoopid)
So tell those stoopid people to suck your dong
And listen to another Steel Panther song
Suckin one d*** doesn't make you gay
That's what all the boys in prison say
Suck it white boy, suck it white boy, suck it
Bein real rich doesn't make you cool
Your Ed Hardy shirt is still soaked in drool
Everyone can see that you're still a tool
A tool with a lot of money
People are stoopid that's the way it is you see
Don't be stoopid and deny the reality
Well you can drive a b****** car and wear new clothes
But you're stoopid and everybody already knows
Dr. Phil's a d*** and Oprah too
I've got six inches they both can chew
I wouldn't force a terrorist to watch The View
Or listen to Dr. Laura
Jenny McCarthy's a stoopid w****
Gonna slam my nuts in the bathroom door
If she whines about vaccines any more
Ignoring scientific data
Oh yeah
People are stoopid baby that sure explains a lot
I'm pretty sure it's cause they don't use their brains a lot
You could go off to college and get a degree
But you're still a big dumb m*********** to me
It don't make no sense
r*****ed czars and presidents
Better join 'em you and me
We'll never beat 'em can't you see
Oh yeah
If you got the bird flu and you're on a plane
If you're doin 35 in the passin' lane
Use more than 10% of your brain
Before I kick you in the testes
People are stoopid honey that's just the way it is
(stoopid m************ everywhere)
Stoopid people going into country and the music biz
(what the f***'s it take to win a grammy)
People are so dumb that they can't even tie their shoes
(even when they got their sandals on)
Livin on the dole and havin kids that are stoopid too
(stoopid f***** kids playin Call of Duty)
Dumb m************ livin next door to Lexxi Foxx
(Lexxi Foxx is so f***** stoopid)
Not as dumb as him but dumber than a bag of rocks
(bags of rocks are so f***** stoopid)
So tell those stoopid people to suck your dong
And listen to another Steel Panther song