Party All Day Lyrics

When I was only three,
my momma said to me,
"Don't go screwin a s****y ho,
or you're gonna get VD"
When I was seventeen,
I boned a kooky b****
A couple days later, my b**** swelled up,
And my crotch began to itch

But thats when I totally knew,
What God wanted me to do,
Whoooaa!

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f*** all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f*** all night and party...All day

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Now I'm in a b******' band,
and I'm banging every nun
I don't care if she's a trailer ho,
and she's got big freakin eyes.
I get up in the afternoon,
'cuz I ain't got a stupid job
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons,
while the s*** polishes my k***

Smoke and drink 'n' screw,
Thats what I was born to do,
Whoooaaa!

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f*** all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f*** all night and party...All day
Now God's looking down on me,
saying, "Hey man, way to be!" (?)

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f*** all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f*** all night and party...All day

f*** f*** f*** yeah,
f*** yeah!

...f*** yeah, dude.