Caned Lyrics

To set the stage
To coin a phrase
You really are quite dumb
And so in brief
With great relief
I have to say I'm going

But I'm not paid enough
To be the one you want
And I'm not caned enough
To be the one you love
So don't pretend
To comprehend
In your drunken haze

With that in mind
I think you'll find
You're just a little vague
But I'm not paid enough
To be the one you want
And I'm not caned enough
To be the one you love.