Moped Lads (radio session) Lyrics

You know those kids they get at school, they've
got a motorbike they think they're cool. They've
got a moped for their sixteenth birthday, now you
can hear them coming from half a mile away. It's
the moped lads, they like to think they're bad,
it's the moped lads, if you hit 'em they'll tell
their dads. They follow the school bus 'cos they
think they're next, they try to impress the girls
on the back seat. They go up the Youth Club and
stand outside, and talk about the bikes they can
only just ride. They're about as hard as a lump of
s***, but they've got two wheels so they think
they're it. They always show off and try to act
flash, but the best thing about 'em is when they
crash.