They're drenched in blood
Or caked with mud
You yell and scream
when one of them arrives
There is no denying
Monsters lead such interesting lives
They live in ooze
They've paid their dues
No brothers, sisters,
moms or dads or wives
Honest, I'm not lying
Monsters lead such interesting lives
When you see them coming down the street
You better not have weights tied to your feet
They'll steal your heart
Tear you apart
Limb from limb
On a wim
They'll suck your brains
And eat your remains
They'll slice you up with little forks and knives
They're never merry
They're oh so scary
Monsters lead such interesting lives
They're independent fellas
They don't live nine to fives
Monsters lead such interesting lives.
Or caked with mud
You yell and scream
when one of them arrives
There is no denying
Monsters lead such interesting lives
They live in ooze
They've paid their dues
No brothers, sisters,
moms or dads or wives
Honest, I'm not lying
Monsters lead such interesting lives
When you see them coming down the street
You better not have weights tied to your feet
They'll steal your heart
Tear you apart
Limb from limb
On a wim
They'll suck your brains
And eat your remains
They'll slice you up with little forks and knives
They're never merry
They're oh so scary
Monsters lead such interesting lives
They're independent fellas
They don't live nine to fives
Monsters lead such interesting lives.