I wanna talk to you about forbidden pleasures of the flesh
The most thrilling satisfaction for all mankind
Better than everything you ever imagined in your wildest dreams
The secret of the crablouse
Here's a message for the girls about v*****s
And the consequence of fiddling with a partner
Mind your l**** they're never out of danger
If you're gonna go to bed with a stranger
Creatures might be hidden in his pubic area
It's the crablouse that's out to get ya!
It's gonna grab you by the pubic hair
Shake your p**** wen the b******'s there
It's there to stay, sucks all day
It's there to b***, my parasite
The little vampire, h**** and so greedy
It doesn't care about a p**** and it's envy
It's intelligent, nasty and it's sick
A party animal, a pervert and a pig
If a crablouse gets mixed up in your saliva
Stumbles through your body right into your v****
Then waits patiently until a penetration
Gets it out of there and right into salvation
It's there to stay, sucks all day
It's there to b***, my parasite
Now we know the little crablouse is a raver
You can't get rid of it unless you use a razor
It's unbearable, funky and so cool
A real smartass and nobody's fool
If you meet a guy who's scratching at his totem
We all know that it's connected with his s******
He might tell you that his undie is too tight
But you'll know that it's the crablouse and you're right
It's there to stay, sucks all day
It's there to b***, my parasite
My love machine, my maddest dream
Turns me on, makes me come
The most thrilling satisfaction for all mankind
Better than everything you ever imagined in your wildest dreams
The secret of the crablouse
Here's a message for the girls about v*****s
And the consequence of fiddling with a partner
Mind your l**** they're never out of danger
If you're gonna go to bed with a stranger
Creatures might be hidden in his pubic area
It's the crablouse that's out to get ya!
It's gonna grab you by the pubic hair
Shake your p**** wen the b******'s there
It's there to stay, sucks all day
It's there to b***, my parasite
The little vampire, h**** and so greedy
It doesn't care about a p**** and it's envy
It's intelligent, nasty and it's sick
A party animal, a pervert and a pig
If a crablouse gets mixed up in your saliva
Stumbles through your body right into your v****
Then waits patiently until a penetration
Gets it out of there and right into salvation
It's there to stay, sucks all day
It's there to b***, my parasite
Now we know the little crablouse is a raver
You can't get rid of it unless you use a razor
It's unbearable, funky and so cool
A real smartass and nobody's fool
If you meet a guy who's scratching at his totem
We all know that it's connected with his s******
He might tell you that his undie is too tight
But you'll know that it's the crablouse and you're right
It's there to stay, sucks all day
It's there to b***, my parasite
My love machine, my maddest dream
Turns me on, makes me come