Well, I c'mon down to the Roadkill Cafe
You never can tell what's from the highway today
There's always good food on the old buffet
They got armadillo pie and squirrel souffle
Chorus
Down at the Roadkill Cafe
You always get a good meal
At the roadkill cafe
You always get a good deal
At the roadkill cafe
It don't take much of your pay
You kill it-we'll grill it-you can eat it today
If ya hit a deer, run over a skunk
don't despair, just put 'em in the trunk
Bring 'em on down to the Roadkill Cafe
One man's mistake is another's gourmet
Don't worry your head if it's not Grade A beef
This stuff's got protein and cholesterol relief
It's almost fat free and don't cost a thing
Sometimes it's better than Burger King
You never can tell what's from the highway today
There's always good food on the old buffet
They got armadillo pie and squirrel souffle
Chorus
Down at the Roadkill Cafe
You always get a good meal
At the roadkill cafe
You always get a good deal
At the roadkill cafe
It don't take much of your pay
You kill it-we'll grill it-you can eat it today
If ya hit a deer, run over a skunk
don't despair, just put 'em in the trunk
Bring 'em on down to the Roadkill Cafe
One man's mistake is another's gourmet
Don't worry your head if it's not Grade A beef
This stuff's got protein and cholesterol relief
It's almost fat free and don't cost a thing
Sometimes it's better than Burger King