[Parody of "Should I Stay or Should I Go?" by The Clash]
Whoo! Alright.
Smulyean you've got to let us know, Will you stay or will you go? If you go that would be fine, Just leave our baseball team behind,
Smulyean you've got to let us know, Will they play or will they blow
We're sayin' please please please, We'll even get down on our knees, We'll help you get into the black, But we will never help you pack,
Smulyean you've got to let us know, Will they stay or will they go?
Will they stay or go now? (They say the grass is always greener), Will they play or will they blow now? (And Tampa Bay's a bunch of wieners)
If you go it would be sleazy, No one said it would be easy, So come on and let us know (We'll try to come up with the dough), Will you play or will you blow?
Whoo! Alright.
Smulyean you've got to let us know, Will you stay or will you go? If you go that would be fine, Just leave our baseball team behind,
Smulyean you've got to let us know, Will they play or will they blow
We're sayin' please please please, We'll even get down on our knees, We'll help you get into the black, But we will never help you pack,
Smulyean you've got to let us know, Will they stay or will they go?
Will they stay or go now? (They say the grass is always greener), Will they play or will they blow now? (And Tampa Bay's a bunch of wieners)
If you go it would be sleazy, No one said it would be easy, So come on and let us know (We'll try to come up with the dough), Will you play or will you blow?