Dry Bed Lyrics

I waked up in a dry bed mommy come see
I waked in a dry bed daddy I did
I woke up in a dry bed w/ dry feet & a dry head
I am a big boy now
"Hey look at my dry bed
Come feel my dry bed
My beds all dry dry I'm a big boy
Look look at my dry bed
Dry dry my dry bed
My beds all dry dry & I'm a big boy"
Rain didn't rain & wet my bed mommy come see
River didn't run and wet my bed daddy come look
Dry bed ho ho ho I'm gonna go to the movie show
'Cus I'm a big boy now

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p**** cat didn't wet my bed last night
Sister come feel
Puppy dog didn't make my beddy bed wet
Brother take a peek
Dry bed yippie iye iye take me down to the pony ride
'Cus i'm a big boy now
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