NHS Song Lyrics

well I'm lying in this hospital bed
I should had an operation but I'm waiting here instead
The floor is dirty and the paint is peeling
And there's p*** and s*** and blood and s**** dripping from the ceiling
My chest pain is getting worse
And I really need a bypass
but the pilipinea nurse says that its all tony blair's fault
because he let
the NHS get into 5.7 billion pounds of debt

And he's holding up my bypass oooh
Tony Blair is having a top laugh oooh
and I really need a bypass oooh
Or I think I'm gonna die boss
I think I'm gonna die oh s***

Tony can't afford the NHS no more
Cos he's paying for the olympics and another b***** war
and I wouldn't say I'm an expert in political athapology
but unless he starts investing I'm gonna have a correnry
Cos my heart is getting worse each day
and the only thing they've given me is MRSA
Cos there's nothing they can offer when the nurses hand the drugs out
and its not like carry on films where they always get their jugs out
And he's holding up my bypass oooh
Tony Blair is having a top laugh oooh
and I really need a bypass oooh
Or I think I'm gonna die boss
I think I'm gonna die

We're all gonna die a painful death
there's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful death
there's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful death
there's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful death
there's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful death
there's nothing left of the NHS
and he's holding up my bypass ooh
Tony Blair is having a top laugh ooh
and I really need a bypass ooh
or I think I'm Gonna die boss
I think I'm gonna d....(flat line)